Terms of service

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves. Scheherazade had a thousand tales. But, master, you in luck 'cause, up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now; some heavy ammunition in your camp. You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo, and how? See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say "Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?” Let me take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like me.

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre d’. Come on, whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me.

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service. You’re the boss, the king, the shah! Say what you wish, it's yours, true dish. How 'bout a little more baklava? Have some of column A, try all of column B. I’m in the mood to help you, dude. You ain't never had a friend like me.

Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? Can your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go poof? Hey, looky here, ha-ha! Can your friends go, "Abracadabra, let 'er rip” and then make the sucker disappear?

So, don't 'cha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed. I’m here to answer all your midday prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for your charge d’affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what's your wish? I really wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt. Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, hey-oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three. I’m on the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend…. you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like meeeeeeeeeee. You ain't never had a friend like me, ha!

 

(RIP Robin)